I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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