is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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