I'm gonna have a badass scar
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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