carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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