we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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