How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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