It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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