HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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