Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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