We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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