How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
