you have to choose: penises or morals?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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