i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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