Where is the hickey?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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