On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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