At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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