I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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