Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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