I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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