im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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