i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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