I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
this will be a night to untag.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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