you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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