yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I wish i was in the wii world.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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