So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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