i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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