Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
this just has baby written all over it
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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