"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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