I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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