A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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