FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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