Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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