Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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