Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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