The best revenge is premature balding
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
did you just send me my own nude
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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