i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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