idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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