awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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