Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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