So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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