Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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