Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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