Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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