worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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