'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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