Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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