we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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