I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
it was like eating out sand paper
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he fucked my hip out of place.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
My life is pants optional.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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