You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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