maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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